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  1. Copyrighted Jokes Felicity Way

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        1.        Why did the goat not have children?

        2.        Why couldn't the company run by goats get anything done?

        3.        Why do goats spend so much time looking at recipe books in bookstores?

        4.        Why was the goat afraid to call in sick to work?

        5.        What's an important ingredient of a "Hairy Martini"?

        6.        What did Terminator's goat say?

        7.        Why did the goats decide upon a swimming competition with the cows?

        8.        Why did the goat eat nine cans?

        9.        Why was the father goat irritable?

     10.      Why did the goat milk delivery truck have so many problems?

     11.     Two goats are watching the Simpsons. Another goat walks into the room. Not looking so sharp, they look at each other: "Doe!"

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    Goat Who?
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  1. Copyrighted Jokes Felicity Way

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        1.        He couldn't decide wether or not to have them.

        2.        Everyone kept passing the buck!

        3.        They are just browsing!

        4.        He didn't want to put his foot in his mouth!

        5.        Angora bitters!

        6.        I'll be baaa-ck!

        7.        It was a sink-or-swim contest!

        8.        Because he doesn't eat TIN cans!

        9.        He was trying to scratch his back, but his kid was the last straw!

     10.       Because it broke down every 20 minutes!
     

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